According to Hollywood Life, Robert Pattinson and Mackenzie Foy will be doing a father-daughter musical duet in Breaking Dawn Part 2. Or should we call it A Star Spawn is Born? Is this a Twilight movie or a fucking episode of Toddlers and Tiaras? I'm sorry but this is sounding just a bit too hokey for me. It looks like both Rob and Mackenzie will be playing the piano -- I think I'd be ok with this scenario if she maybe just sat there and watched.

I know it's been a while, but believe it or not, I'm actually going to write a about something Twilight-related tonight. We know that the Twilighty content has been...light lately, but seriously, YOU try writing about Twilight and Twilight-y related stuff only - five days a week - for THREE YEARS and get back to me. Also, today is Twitarded's three year anniversary. Pretend you are drunk and covered in glitter and confetti and let's move on, shall we?

I recently came across the Showtime series called United States of Tara created by Diablo Cody, the Academy Award® winning writer of Juno. Suburban wife and mother Tara Gregson juggles her family and career while suffering from Dissociative Identity Disorder — a condition formerly known as multiple personality disorder. It's never a dull moment in the Gregson household, as Tara's supportive husband Max and their two teenaged children, Kate and Marshall, try to lead as much of a "normal" life as possible.