Thu, 26/01/2012 - 05:22 | by twitarded
Wed, 25/01/2012 - 03:00 | by twitarded
Tue, 24/01/2012 - 04:16 | by twitarded
Want to know what words I never want to hear when I'm at a family gathering, sipping coffee and eating ice cream? And, you know, surrounded by my family?
"So, I was reading your blog the other day and--"
Mon, 23/01/2012 - 03:55 | by twitarded
According to Hollywood Life, Robert Pattinson and Mackenzie Foy will be doing a father-daughter musical duet in Breaking Dawn Part 2. Or should we call it A Star Spawn is Born? Is this a Twilight movie or a fucking episode of Toddlers and Tiaras? I'm sorry but this is sounding just a bit too hokey for me. It looks like both Rob and Mackenzie will be playing the piano -- I think I'd be ok with this scenario if she maybe just sat there and watched.
Fri, 20/01/2012 - 03:00 | by twitarded
My e-mail is out of control. Of course, it doesn't help that I have multiple accounts and can't keep up with any of them. But I digress... I try really hard to read all my e-mails and make mental notes to respond to all (-ish) of them. [If you are waiting on a response from me, please know that I will make every effort to respond to you in the next six to eight years. Give or take a few.]
Thu, 19/01/2012 - 04:33 | by twitarded
I know it's been a while, but believe it or not, I'm actually going to write a about something Twilight-related tonight. We know that the Twilighty content has been...light lately, but seriously, YOU try writing about Twilight and Twilight-y related stuff only - five days a week - for THREE YEARS and get back to me. Also, today is Twitarded's three year anniversary. Pretend you are drunk and covered in glitter and confetti and let's move on, shall we?
Wed, 18/01/2012 - 03:39 | by twitarded
Tue, 17/01/2012 - 04:07 | by twitarded
I recently came across the Showtime series called United States of Tara created by Diablo Cody, the Academy Award® winning writer of Juno. Suburban wife and mother Tara Gregson juggles her family and career while suffering from Dissociative Identity Disorder — a condition formerly known as multiple personality disorder. It's never a dull moment in the Gregson household, as Tara's supportive husband Max and their two teenaged children, Kate and Marshall, try to lead as much of a "normal" life as possible.
Mon, 16/01/2012 - 05:26 | by twitarded
Everyone needs a good distraction, right? I'm vaguely reluctant to tell you about my new favorite time-suck as there is the possibility that you will forsake Twitarded for the shiny new toy, but I trust you. Mostly.
Sat, 14/01/2012 - 20:55 | by twitarded
I was paging through boingboing looking for distractions at work the other day when I came across this absolutely delightful video - really, it's the most charming non-Twilighty, anti-snarky, not-even-a-little-bit-smexy thing I have ever posted here. Probably. My memory is for crap, so who can say definitively? Anyway, happy weekend - enjoy!