<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?><rss version="2.0" xml:base="https://en.planettwilight.de/taxonomy/term/17994/all" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><channel><title>Mr. Snarky</title><link>https://en.planettwilight.de/taxonomy/term/17994/all</link><description></description><language>en</language><item><title>A Special Thanksgiving PSA From William Shatner</title><link>https://en.planettwilight.de/news/special-thanksgiving-psa-william-shatner</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;news/special-thanksgiving-psa-william-shatner&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Guess who likes turkey &lt;i&gt;almost&lt;/i&gt; as much as me???&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://en.planettwilight.de/news/special-thanksgiving-psa-william-shatner&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/people/special">A Special</category><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/people/bill-shatner">Bill Shatner</category><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/people/mr-snarky">Mr. Snarky</category><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/people/william-shatner">William Shatner</category><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/taxonomy/term/4074"/><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/source/twitarded">twitarded</category><pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 23:50:00 +0000</pubDate><dc:creator>twitarded</dc:creator><guid isPermaLink="false">41480 at https://en.planettwilight.de</guid></item><item><title>Suddenly I Want to Watch the MTV Movie Awards... (Now With Extra Robert Pattinson!!)</title><link>https://en.planettwilight.de/news/suddenly-i-want-watch-mtv-movie-awards-now-extra-robert-pattinson</link><description>&lt;p&gt;In case you missed it - I just saw this over at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.twilightblog.net/&quot;&gt;Twilight Blog&lt;/a&gt; and watched it four times in a row and then made Mr. Snarky come watch it with me, because I was practically pissing myself. You know - in the funny way, not the &quot;I have urine on me now&quot; way (&#039;cause that&#039;s icky).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://en.planettwilight.de/news/suddenly-i-want-watch-mtv-movie-awards-now-extra-robert-pattinson&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/people/bella">Bella</category><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/people/mr-snarky">Mr. Snarky</category><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/people/robert-pattinson-2">Robert Pattinson</category><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/people/tom-cruise">Tom Cruise</category><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/taxonomy/term/4074"/><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/source/twitarded">twitarded</category><pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 21:21:00 +0000</pubDate><dc:creator>twitarded</dc:creator><guid isPermaLink="false">24761 at https://en.planettwilight.de</guid></item><item><title>A Little Something For The Men-Folk</title><link>https://en.planettwilight.de/news/little-something-men-folk</link><description>&lt;p&gt;No, it isn&#039;t a pic of Ashley Greene&#039;s rack - although those pics are all over the place (if you got it, flaunt it) and daaaaang she&#039;s got a smokin&#039; little bod...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;news/little-something-men-folk&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Her nostrils look really weird here, but nobody noticed &#039;cause they were looking elsewhere.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://en.planettwilight.de/news/little-something-men-folk&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/people/marie">MARIE</category><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/people/mr-snarky">Mr. Snarky</category><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/people/ps-0">P.S.</category><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/taxonomy/term/4074"/><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/source/twitarded">twitarded</category><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 20:41:00 +0000</pubDate><dc:creator>twitarded</dc:creator><guid isPermaLink="false">16174 at https://en.planettwilight.de</guid></item><item><title>A Twitard Runs Afoul...</title><link>https://en.planettwilight.de/news/twitard-runs-afoul</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Our friends love us. They really do. They are also just as evil as we are so when we got an email with the link below, along with a warning that this could happen to us we... fucking couldn&#039;t stop laughing because we knew it was no idle threat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/twilight1.png&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; (Click link to enlarge pic)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://en.planettwilight.de/news/twitard-runs-afoul&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/people/mr-snarky">Mr. Snarky</category><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/people/ps">P.S</category><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/people/than">Than</category><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/taxonomy/term/4074"/><category domain="https://en.planettwilight.de/source/twitarded">twitarded</category><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:45:00 +0000</pubDate><dc:creator>twitarded</dc:creator><guid isPermaLink="false">8669 at https://en.planettwilight.de</guid></item></channel></rss>
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