Okay, so I'm not going to bitch too much but work is still eating my soul. Remember the scene in Twilight where James gets Bella alone in the ballet studio the size of a fucking football field and tosses her around like a rag-doll and she just sort of bellows and moans and twitches in pain?

That's pretty much me at work. Bella, not James.

Oh look, my head is bleeding and my leg is broken. Just another visually dynamic day at the office...
Therefore, I need a good goddamn laugh, just like I did this day. That was the day you a) realized I wasn't actually funny or b) realized my sense of humor is fucking dumb. Or not. I'm not sure -- I don't even know my ass from my elbow anymore, except that shit doesn't come out of my elbow. Or my ass, I forget.

I'm going to stop now.

All I know I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one who finds G.I. Joe PSA's fucking hysterical. This one is for you, you silly little bitches. You know who you are.

Last one there is a penis pump!!

Naturally, we have to have at least one Twilight-related vid and this one is courtesy of the lovely Toefunny. (Whose grammar doesn't suck. But mine might.)

A few of you mentioned that your go-to when you need to unwind and laugh a little are videos of cute critters and whatnot. Because I aim to please, I present to you... the talking cat. He's kind of an asshole. Then again, I don't even really like cats. I think they're aliens out to take over the world and it creeps me out when they stare at me like they're trying to figure out where to make the first incision when they dissect me.

And last but not least is a video I'm almost positive I've already posted here but am too much of a spazoid ditz to remember.

The Saxophone Man.

Please don't fucking kill me when you get this song stuck in your head for the next three days.

HAPPY FRIDAY, DOUCHENOZZLES!!

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