A friend of mine recently bestowed a Twilighty gift upon me! Aaaaand I am completely baffled by what it is... I have no clue.

As you have all possibly surmised by now, I like practically anything Twilight-related. But lately but I have sort of stopped actively collecting it and am no longer haunting the local Hot Topic on my lunch breaks, scouring the aisles for new Twi-merch under the judging gaze of the teenagers employed there. So when my friend bounded up to me at a get-together recently and said "HERE! I HAVE to give this to you! It's something from Twilight!!!", I was pretty stoked. After giving plentiful thanks, I studied the tchotchke and removed it from its protective plastic sleeve.

Ooooookaaay... Cullen Crest on one side! Got it! But what ARE you?!

...aaaaand some sort of tribal vagina-y looking thing on the other side.
Oh wait - Quileute wolf-pack um...symbol tattoo thingy? Yes!
Has ANY of this ever been in red before??? er, NO.

Dear ridiculously overworked, horrendously under-paid Chinese factory worker who sewed this with such care: Um...oooh never mind...

What IS this thing? It is small. It is squishy. It has satiny fabric.

Wait!

I know what you are...

Say it!

Out loud!

Sex pillow!!!

Have at it, Minis! Just don't turn that thing over, Mini-Bella, or there will be trouble.

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