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Apparently this kid has it all - chops, talent, skillz, what-have-you. And I do think he's going to be perfect for Seth Clearwater.

But who the fuck would nickname their kid Boo Boo? I mean, I know his real name is Nils or Nada or Zero or something like that but... Boo Boo? Yikes.

I know, I know, he's just a youngster, only fifteen or something like that, and I shouldn't make fun of him.
There are a lot of things I shouldn't do. But that's never stopped me before, so why start now?

Like search for this picture. I felt like a gawddamn pedophile Googling this, just for the record. But at least now there is someone who can make Taycob look older by comparison...

I'm sorry, but with a name like 'Boo Boo' the only options this kid has are acting or becoming a serial killer. I suppose we should be thankful he chose the former, though he still has plenty of time to become the latter. I can see the headlines now: "Boo Boo Bloodbath! City Cowers in Fear!"

That nickname is going to bite him in the nuts when he gets a little older and starts becoming interested in the girls. Just sayin'. Good luck gettin' laid with that nickname, kid. (Unfortunately, he's young and innocent-looking enough that even I feel bad 'going there' so I won't but man, oh man, I want to.)

How much weed do you have to smoke to decide "Boo Boo" is a good stage name for your kid? Or did that name appear to them during a psychedelic peyote-fueled soul-fucking trip? It was bad enough when what's-her-face named her fucking kid Apple but Boo Boo?

It's Boo Boo for fuck sake!! Like a scrape on the arm or a torn-off limb. That is NOT a person's name, nickname or otherwise!

I know Boo Boo is supposed to be wicked talented and will probably hunt me down and show me his karate moves but I just can't help myself.

Holy crap, someone named their kid Boo Boo.

[shakes head]

Boo. Boo.

I think even Frank Zappa is thrashing around in his grave over this one...

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