This is what I get for missing NCIS this week. It's one of my favorite shows, but I missed it this time around.

I know a few unicorns, male readers and fans of Twilight. The single ones joke about reading Twilight to have an inside track with the ladies. Even the young son of a friend of mine says he read Twilight at school so that the girls would notice. My husband concedes that it's probably not a bad strategy.

Apparently, Tony DiNozzo agrees: