Believe it or not, I do occasionally read something that is on the shelves of the bookstore outside of the teen section. Or the "Mature" fanfic pages... It's rare, admittedly, but it happens.

As everyone has no doubt surmised by now, we never, ever, EVER do anything in a timely fashion in these parts. Latchkey Wife and others have tried and failed to rally JJ and I into some semblance of on-time-ed-ness and thus far have failed. Not for lack of effort. We have problems...

This is seemingly non-Twilight related but I can actually MAKE it Twilight-related because after a year of practice, I can make just about ANYTHING Twilight-related. Really. Try me.