Here at Twitarded, we like to get to know our audience and hopefully, you all get to know us, too (however detrimental that may be to your everyday life!). We often give you glimpses into our personal lives through our posts... so you know how horny and slutty and dirty and stalkery and poopy we can be. But even then, I'm sure there are important details we're leaving out...

I need to know what that trio of saucy bitches is thinking... now!

So is there some important question you've been dying to ask Twitarded, but were afraid to? Well, now is your chance! Jenny Jerkface, Snarkier Than You, and Latchkey Wife have decided to do a weekly "Ask Twitarded!" post where we all put in our two cents to answer your burning questions. (Um, by the way, if it is burning, you may want to consult your doctor. This isn't that that type of a Q&A and if you want to give yourself a panic attack and misdiagnose your ailments, we're sure you know how to find WebMD.) This is your chance to find out the answers to all those deep, dark, dirty secrets you know we're hiding from you.

I've written down pages and pages of questions... now which one do I want to submit?

Did you know that Jenny Jerkface likes to camp? Or that Snarkier Than You prefers to enjoy her beverages through a straw? Or that Latchkey Wife's husband and father have the same first and last name? (You're probably thinking... Maine, cousins... knock it off, right now!) Each week, we'll randomly pick a question or two to address, and hopefully dazzle you with our answers.

Oh gawd, I knew I shouldn't have asked that question! Those dirty, dirty whores...

Email us a question at Twitarded@gmail.com. Please, I'm begging you! Ask anything - it could be serious, current-event related, hypothetical or just plain fucking bizarre! For example: What would you do if a Martian mothership kidnapped you and gave you a choice between being anally probed or having your pinkie toes removed for "research"? Duh, I'll take the anal probe any day! We promise to answer all your questions as honestly as possible. Or maybe not! I mean, fuck, some of this stuff is highly classified. We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you and you wouldn't be able to come to Forks with us.

What are you waiting for?!

P.S. Leave all the responses you want in the comments - we DO loooove comments - but you'll need to email us at Twitarded@gmail.com for "Ask Twitarded!" consideration. Aaaaand GO!

P.P.S. Hey, Mrs. P - we mimic because we looooove!

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