Happy Memorial Day weekend to those of you in the States! Hopefully everyone is having a relaxing long weekend. I got to sit down for five uninterrupted minutes earlier and it was glorious. I spent those minutes catching up on the happenings in the Twidom.

Michael Sheen, who played Aro, did a dramatic reading of some Twilight fan fiction on VH1. It was pretty awesome. I would pay to have him read the dictionary to me. "Anus: noun. The excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal. Related: anal" Can someone make this happen?

Want to get within touching distance of your fave “Twilight: New Moon” actors’ clothing? Now’s your chance.