Well, you know those negative reviews should come around soon enough. The Vatican has given their review of New Moon.
The Vatican has blasted New Moon, calling it "deviant" and a "moral vacuum".

As TwiTarded says, Suck It: New Moon is the Best Moral Vacuum I've ever experienced :-)

Awesome. Even the Vatican weighs in on New Moon:
The Vatican has blasted New Moon, calling it "deviant" and a "moral vacuum".

The Vatican slams the Twilight books claiming them to be a “moral void more dangerous than any deviant message”.