BEVERLY HILLS, California — Rob and Kristen are engaged. They’re going to name their first child a combination of their mothers’ names, just like in the “Twilight” books. A big wedding is on the way, quite likely with Bigfoot officiating.

Hello all, my mom calls me ‘Mistake’ but the Twitter-verse knows me as KStewDevotee or Elle. The ToR gals suggested I do a fuckery post so here goes my ‘Brilliant’  letter:

Dear Slademister,

Another day, another Twilight cast member on a magazine cover, but this one is decidedly awesome. Kellan Lutz and his dog Kola posed for Doggie Aficionado, which is just too adorable.