Guess who likes turkey almost as much as me???

In case you missed it - I just saw this over at Twilight Blog and watched it four times in a row and then made Mr. Snarky come watch it with me, because I was practically pissing myself. You know - in the funny way, not the "I have urine on me now" way ('cause that's icky).

No, it isn't a pic of Ashley Greene's rack - although those pics are all over the place (if you got it, flaunt it) and daaaaang she's got a smokin' little bod...

Her nostrils look really weird here, but nobody noticed 'cause they were looking elsewhere.

Our friends love us. They really do. They are also just as evil as we are so when we got an email with the link below, along with a warning that this could happen to us we... fucking couldn't stop laughing because we knew it was no idle threat.

From here (Click link to enlarge pic)