It's not often here at Twitarded that we recommend reading materials that don't contain enough porny smut to make a hooker blush -- but there's a first time for everything, right? Not to worry though -- we haven't been abducted by aliens or anything. I'm sure we'll be right back on the porn train before you know it. I'm just feeling a little mushy today.

Pushing Daisy's Lee Pace - that good guy gone Colin Farrell-esque guy up there - is apparently said to be a contender for nomad Garrett in Breaking Dawn... no complaints here :)