[Jenny Jerkface here - Texas Katherine is still on a little bit of a hiatus, what with being busy raising future generations of wise-asses and all. However, because she endeavors to make the rest of us here at Twitarded look like procrastinating shitheads, she did leave us a few posts to put up in her absence. Thanks TK!]

Dear TwiCracker,
You're a fan of the Twilight Saga, I get it. Trust.
But having all three faces of the Twifecta cast permanently tattooed?
Dude, that's Robwardmunster, TransformerTaycob and ghost-face Bellsten across your whole leg.
F-O-R-E-V-E-R.
Woah.
- Lorabell *stopping myself there*
Click at your own risk - warning, you can not un-see this!

Seems over the past year, we've been having some really fucked up weather. I know it's normal for the southeast to have its hurricanes, for the midwest to have its tornadoes, for the northeast to have its blizzards and for hellish places like Texas to sometimes, well, feel the actual temperature of hell. But it seems to me that all these natural disasters have been hopped up on steroids lately and I don't like it one bit.

How cuuute with the hand-holding?!
Dude, seriously - going out in rain like that is just asking for trouble.

I've found that the New Moon wolf pack members tend to blend together for me, so I figured we here at EoA would get to know each of the actors in preparation for Eclipse. Who better to start with than the very actor who plays wolf pack leader, Sam Uley?

Ha! This is probably a load of rubbish, but I was just cruising the net and saw this article, which made me laugh - out loud!

"Robert Pattinson has admitted that he is yet to discover the whereabouts of his car.